“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter - tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… And one fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you
"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"
do you think im sexy
I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.
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IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY