It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT
do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel
playing pokemon as a kid
playing pokemon as an adult
"This is not a dollhouse, this is Gaza"
Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso