urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

wearyvoices:

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter - tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther… And one fine morning - So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

icecooly94:

holylou:

gayleaf:

yes i am a boy. yes that is a banana in my pocket. no i am not happy to see you

"i mean of course i’m happy to see you, I’m sure you’re lovely, but i’m just not HAPPY to see you. like, penis happy"

realenoshima:

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COCK-A-DOODLE—

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do you think im sexy

"You’re a different human being to everybody you meet."
— Chuck Palahniuk    (via rhymez)

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

findmedownsouth:

My favorite emails are ones that let you know that your order has shipped.

blue-eyed-hanji:

mikasa-ackerman:

menstruacion:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

babydontreply:

sizvideos:

Video

😭😭😭

oh my god

NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT

WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better

IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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