Season puns are ok. Summer better than others.
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is
because of the question mark
we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees
it could be bees
it might be bees
it’s probably bees
but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
i would hire him for this flyer alone
just because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harm
just because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship
just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean you cant have anxiety or socializing issues
just because you have a good day doesnt mean you cant have depression
Do not let your perception of how your struggle should be silence you. Your problems are real and they deserve attention.
when ur crush asks u who ur crush is
one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone
she dun put a cartridge in that partridge